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I hate you caffeine crash.
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How to Annoy A Lebanese Mom
By the way, how many of you dared to forget your tupperwares at work? It’s the scariest news to break to your mom!
How to Annoy A Lebanese Mom
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Alas, a Blog

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History, Rhyming
The title is a reference to an aphorism that’s often mistakenly attributed to Mark Twain: “History doesn’t repeat itself but it often rhymes.” Like many people, I found myself reading a lot of analysis, and squinting at blurry videos, after the murders of Renee Good and, just eighteen days later, Alex Pretti. Both were shot to death by Department of Homeland Security (DHS) agents while multiple people recorded it on video. In both cases, the Federal government baldly lied about what had happen
History, Rhyming
The title is a reference to an aphorism that’s often mistakenly attributed to Mark Twain: “History doesn’t repeat itself but it often rhymes.”
Like many people, I found myself reading a lot of analysis, and squinting at blurry videos, after the murders of Renee Good and, just eighteen days later, Alex Pretti. Both were shot to death by Department of Homeland Security (DHS) agents while multiple people recorded it on video. In both cases, the Federal government baldly lied about what had happened, vilifying both victims as attempted murderers who were stopped just in time by heroic agents acting in self-defense.
The brazenness of the lying was, in the way, the most shocking part. If this is how much they lie when they know there are multiple videos, how much do they lie when there are no recordings to contradict them? (Renee Good and Alex Pretti aren’t the only people killed by DHS agents this year, but as far as I know none of the other deaths were so thoroughly filmed.)
I don’t remember why I started reading about Jonathan Daniels. But I began fixating on the similarities between his murder and Pretti’s. I wouldn’t say nothing’s changed since 1965, but too much remains tragically the same.
The end of this strip troubles me a bit. I believe that when we die, we cease to exist, except in the memories and thoughts of people still living. So I went back and forth a bit on the final panel, which can be easily read as implying I believe in an afterlife.
But I do take comfort imagining Alex Pretti and Jonathan Daniels meeting, as impossible as that is, and finding a lot to talk about. I know that’s just my imagination, but if others take comfort from believing these two heroes are in Heaven, that’s fine with me.
I couldn’t find any good photographs of Arthur Gamble as he would have appeared in 1965, so his face is almost entirely made up. And I didn’t bother looking up the faces of Pretti’s murderers, since I’d decided to draw them masked. The other four caricatures here – Bovino, Coleman, Daniels and Pretti – are my best attempts, as limited as they are. I hope I did them justice.
This is obviously a motivated judgement on my part, but I searched out photos I found that both Pretti and Daniels had great smiles – not toothpaste commercial smiles, but welcoming smiles that made me wish I’d been friends with them.
Bovino’s face wasn’t as beloved by me, but I did find him fascinating to draw.
TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON
This cartoon has six panels. A caption at the top says “History, Rhyming.”
PANEL 1
A close up of someone’s hand lying limply on the ground, in sepia tones.
CAPTION: August 20, 1965: Civil rights activist Jonathan Daniels put himself between a deputy sheriff and the black teen the deputy was attacking. The deputy shot Daniels to death.
PANEL 2
A close up of a gloved hand lying limply on snowy pavement, a cell phone lying nearby. Drawn in blue tones.
CAPTION: January 24 2026: Anti-fascist activist Alex Pretti put himself between border protection agents and the woman the agents were attacking. The agents shot Pretti to death.
PANEL 3
This panel is divided in two, sepia on the left and blues on the right. On the sepia side, a man inn a suit sneers. On the right side, a man in a border patrol uniform sneers.
BOTH (in unison): He was intended to commit a massacre!
CAPTION (sepia side): Arthur Gamble: Corrupt prosecutor who threw the case.
CAPTION (blue side): Gregory Bovino: Border Patrol Commander.
PANEL 4
Another panel divided into sepia and blue sides. On the sepia side is a cheerful middle-aged man in a suit. On the right side are two masked Border Patrol agents.
ALL THREE (unison): I was in fear for my life!
CAPTION (sepia side): Tom Coleman, Daniels’ murderer.
CAPTION (blue side): Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez, Pretti’s murderers.
PANEL 5
On the sepia side, three people with 1960s haircuts are angrily yelling. On the blue side, same thing except with current-day hair and clothes.
ALL (unison): If he hadn’t put himself where he didn’t belong he’d still be alive! Cops have to make split-second judgements! Law! Order! Bark bark bark bark woof!
CAPTION: Boot-licking stooges.
PANEL 6
In a clearing, surrounded by grass, trees, and shrubs, two men talk to each other. The men are distant from us. One, dressed in black and wearing a clerical collar, is identified as “Jonathan Daniels, 1939-1965.” The other, wearing a comfy looking winter jacket and baggy jeans, is identified as “Alex Pretti, 1989-2026.”
CHICKEN FAT WATCH
“Chicken fat” is obscure cartoonists’ lingo for little details hidden in the art. I drew almost no chicken fat here – the tone of the strip felt wrong for it – but in panel five, two of the modern day people are wearing MAGA hats that say “Make America Dicks Again.” One man’s t-shirt shows a teddy bear saying “FU.”
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'Adventure Time's Best Couple Is Officially Getting Their Own Fantastical Special [Exclusive]
Do you know what time it is? It's officially Pride Month and also the anniversary of Ooo's greatest romance — Bubbline. In celebration of the occasion, Eisner and Harvey Award-winning publisher Oni Press has joined forces with Warner Bros. Discovery Global Consumer Products to explore new ground within the Adventure Time universe through their first-ever Pride Special, centered on Princess Bubblegum and Marceline the Vampire Queen. Titled PB & Marcy's Infinite Mixtape #1, this new 40-page co
'Adventure Time's Best Couple Is Officially Getting Their Own Fantastical Special [Exclusive]
Do you know what time it is? It's officially Pride Month and also the anniversary of Ooo's greatest romance — Bubbline. In celebration of the occasion, Eisner and Harvey Award-winning publisher Oni Press has joined forces with Warner Bros. Discovery Global Consumer Products to explore new ground within the Adventure Time universe through their first-ever Pride Special, centered on Princess Bubblegum and Marceline the Vampire Queen. Titled PB & Marcy's Infinite Mixtape #1, this new 40-page comic will see their relationship put to the test as they aim to make the ultimate monument to their love — a perfect, never-before-heard mixtape that reflects everything they've been through until now. Collider is thrilled to offer an extended preview of the new original story before it hits store shelves this month, including ten pages and four unique covers with wildly different styles.

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Foreigner’s Guide for Driving in Lebanon
Basically folks, the rules are, there ARE NO RULES (I’ve always wanted to say that)! This is the second part of my “guide” to foreigners.Check my previous article: Guide to Lebanese-English for Foreigners Have a wonderful Monday everyone!
Foreigner’s Guide for Driving in Lebanon
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If this movie happened in Lebanon
I think I’d totally watch this one! The staring as they’re stuck in traffic can get pretty intense! Meanwhile, I’m honored to say this post was a cross-collab between the highly talented and hilarious Karl Sherro and myself. Check out his hilarious article on Beirut to be turned into a parking lot! In other [...]
If this movie happened in Lebanon
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Alas, a Blog

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Radical Gender Ideology
This cartoon is by me and Nadine Scholtes. In a way, it’s also by Samantha Fulnecky, because a lot of the dialog was swiped verbatim from a paper she wrote. But I don’t think she’d appreciate a co-writing credit. “Radical gender ideology” is the right’s new boogieman, joining “woke” and “DEI” and “Critical Race Theory” and “cultural Marxists” and “SJWs” on their increasingly deranged hit list. Donald Trump attacks it in executive orders; Pam Bondi told the FBI to offer a bounty for “terrorists
Radical Gender Ideology
This cartoon is by me and Nadine Scholtes.
In a way, it’s also by Samantha Fulnecky, because a lot of the dialog was swiped verbatim from a paper she wrote. But I don’t think she’d appreciate a co-writing credit.
“Radical gender ideology” is the right’s new boogieman, joining “woke” and “DEI” and “Critical Race Theory” and “cultural Marxists” and “SJWs” on their increasingly deranged hit list. Donald Trump attacks it in executive orders; Pam Bondi told the FBI to offer a bounty for “terrorists” motived by radical gender ideology; speaker of the House Mike Johnson opened a subcommittee hearing by sneering “the scourge of radical gender ideology is very real.”
The fear of extremist “radical gender ideology” has been the conservative excuse for supporting anti-abortion and anti-trans laws, and generally trying to push the culture back to what they imagine the 1950s were like. The obvious irony is that, in doing this, conservatives are pushing their own radical (and reactionary) gender theories into law.
Hopefully most people have forgotten this (and her), but in November of 2025 University of Oklahoma student Samantha Fulnecky managed to make national news by writing a terrible paper for psychology class. From Wikipedia:
Fulnecky’s essay argued that there were only two genders and that gender roles were created by God, referring to the Bible. She wrote that while she didn’t want kids to be bullied, in the context of gender norm enforcement, it was morally justified. She also used Biblical authority to call social acceptance of transgender people “demonic.” The essay was unrelated to the [assignment]; transgender and nonbinary identities were not presented in the research.
Two different instructors independently gave Fulnecky’s mess a well-deserved failing grade. So Fulnecky quickly filed a discrimination complaint. The University of Oklahoma, egged on by Republican politicians, took Fulnecky’s side, and both instructors were relieved of duty.
My cartoon doesn’t exaggerate Fulnecky’s views. Her paper really was that extreme.
Which made the immediate, nationwide support Fulnecky received striking. The national Turning Point USA org took Fulnecky’s side (and proudly posted her shitastic paper online). Republican politicians and pundits rushed to support her. Fulnecky’s radical ideology about gender isn’t held by all right-wingers, but it’s entirely welcome in their tent – and it’s influencing laws nationwide.
Jill Filipovic, in an article about the endless deluge of Republican anti-trans legislation, writes:
Conservative gender ideology is religiously-based and it goes like this: Men and women are fundamentally different, created by God to compliment each other. There is a clear hierarchy: God, man, woman, boy child, girl child. Women are to serve men, produce children, and maintain the home; and in turn, men are to protect and provide for women and children. For Christians, this is the origin story of humankind; it is foundational, the very first building block of humanity and by extension society. It is, essentially, a “separate but equal” view of gender: Men and women have equal dignity, but not equal rights, roles, or responsibilities.
Nadine did her typically great job dealing with my deranged script requests. I particularly love it when a miscommunication makes things funnier. My script suggested a couple of birds playing soccer in the background of panel three, but I didn’t mention that I was imagining them playing with a miniature, bird-sized ball. So Nadine drew a bird carrying a full-sized ball, which is much more surreal and wonderful than what I had in mind.
TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON
This cartoon has four panels.
PANEL 1
A pretty young woman carrying a textbook talks cheerfully.
STUDENT: God made male and female and made us different from each other for a purpose! Trying to change that would only do harm.
PANEL 2
As she speaks, a big thought balloon appears. In the thought balloon, we see Adam and Eve, Adam holding a hammer, Eve holding a broom and a baby. God appears from a cloud, offering Adam a six-pack.
STUDENT: Gender roles aren’t “stereotypes”! Women naturally want to do womanly things because God created us with those womanly desires in our hearts. The same goes for men.
PANEL 3
The snake offers Adam a pretty pink dress; Adam is delighted, hearts in his eyes, dropping his hammer to reach for the dress. In the background, Eve watches, holding her baby and crying.
PANEL 4
In the original scene, a second student has appeared, and is giving the first student a skeptical look.
SECOND STUDENT: Huh. So you’re saying it’s the left that’s got a “radical gender ideology”?
FIRST STUDENT: Exactly! Thank Jesus my beliefs are just common sense.
CHICKEN FAT WATCH
“Chicken fat” is obscure cartoonist terminology for silly things we put in the background.
PANEL 1 – There are three flyers on the bulletin board. The first one is incomprehensible because the character’s head is in the way, but it says: “HEY! Please move your head it’s in the way and now they can’t read what I’m saying it’s really unfair.” The second says “LOST” with a picture of a woman holding a cat. Smaller print says “My human. Very tame. Answers to “meow.” If found, please return, I’m hungry.” The third flyer says “Study group seeks lonely smart person. Come do our work for us! Please bring snacks.”
PANEL 2 – God has a “Mom” heart tattoo. There’s a very “My Little Pony” looking Pegasus in the background.
PANEL 3 – Two birds are playing soccer in the background. The snake is wearing a beret. A book on a stump is entitled “Sick Trans Stuff.”
PANEL 4- The second student has a tattoo of the Triforce symbol from the “Legend of Zelda” videogames. There are again three flyers hanging in the background. First flyer: “TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS. Everybody else really is happier and more together than you are.” Second: “STUDENT HOUSING.” There’s a picture of a shoebox, and then “You’ll be amazed at how little space you actually need.” Third: “COLLEGE: You’ll never make friends so easily again! It’s kinda sad when you think about it.”
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When Lebanon Competes with Dubai
I’ve joked about this before on Twitter. I don’t understand this constant competition of Lebanon with Dubai and the constant comparison they try to make. Honestly, it’s hilarious. It’s as if Lebanese are always shouting out “Hey look at us, we’re so more awesome than you, look, LOOK, we have the biggest plate of hummus! [...]
When Lebanon Competes with Dubai
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Extra Ordinary

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766
Sorry for the lack of comics recently but I’ve been busy working on another Detective Beans book! Speaking of which… the second Detective Beans book is out soon and you can pre-order your copy now!! Yay!!!
766
Sorry for the lack of comics recently but I’ve been busy working on another Detective Beans book! Speaking of which… the second Detective Beans book is out soon and you can pre-order your copy now!! Yay!!!
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Foreigner’s Guide to the “Dabke” dance
So next time you’re at a party or a wedding, I promise you, you’ll see at least 5 of the above categories of people. Have a great Monday!
Foreigner’s Guide to the “Dabke” dance
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What happens EVERY ARMENIAN Christmas!
I swear this happens every single year. And the funny thing is the same people ask me the same questions! How many of you Armenians get asked this question every year?
What happens EVERY ARMENIAN Christmas!
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Before and After Smart Phones!
I’m guilty of this…*hides*