I always felt a little bad for men. They have a HUGE limitation on how creative they can get with their looks. Women can transform themselves into a different person every day! P.S you DON’T want to see me in the mornings.

Basically folks, the rules are, there ARE NO RULES (I’ve always wanted to say that)! This is the second part of my “guide” to foreigners.Check my previous article: Guide to Lebanese-English for Foreigners Have a wonderful Monday everyone!

Yup…socks…we get socks… I’d like to take this opportunity to wish my family and those observing the Armenian Orthodox faith a very Merry Christmas! Have a great week everyone!

For the young people, newspapers are pieces of paper that publish the news! Also, what the heck CNN? Celebrity news should NOT be the leading story on your site!

So tell me, where do YOU fit in?

Look, if you take a ton of sugar with your coffee, you DON’T like coffee. Trust me, you’re just a sugar addict. Ain’t nothin wrong with that! Just admit it, and come join my Anonymous group for candy addicts.

Hands up if you’ve seen these type of people on Instagram and Facebook!

You’ve all seen those pictures of the “Beirut” nightlife, and what goes on in clubs, and how AMAZING it all is. Well…sorry to bust your bubble but here’s my take on it. P.S apparently I have NO idea how to draw faces that are SQUASHED together!

Not to mention that gun shooting also happens at births! But don’t forget, if there’s no rocket launched, then it’s a baby girl that was born. I swear we live in a zoo….

For those of you who need a translation “kess ekht hal balad” can be summed up as f*ck this country although that’s not what it literally means. It’s literal definition is…somewhat confusing. P.S that awkward moment when you ask your dad to proof read and he corrects your spelling of “kess”. Thanks dad.  

“What rights?! Look how beautiful they look! Why do they need rights?!”

I don’t own these jeans. But if I did, I’m pretty sure I’d be shaving my legs in patches matching the holes as well. Ain’t nobody got time to shave ALL their legs in winter!