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Satellite Pollution
27 March 2026 at 04:00

Satellite Pollution

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27 March 2026 at 04:00

We're working to make sure the images are as up-to-date and accurate as possible, with a minimum number of sponsored galaxies.

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Countdown Standard
13 April 2026 at 04:00

Countdown Standard

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13 April 2026 at 04:00

Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.

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Inflation Timeline
23 March 2026 at 04:00

Inflation Timeline

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23 March 2026 at 04:00

Depending what corners of the internet you hang out on, 'regular' may at times awkwardly coexist with 'sexy.'

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Landscape Features
18 March 2026 at 04:00

Landscape Features

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18 March 2026 at 04:00

'Well, there's speculation that it's due to a mantle hotspot.' --a geologist who's trying to cover up the fact that they didn't hear your question

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Centimeter Wavelengths
25 March 2026 at 04:00

Centimeter Wavelengths

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25 March 2026 at 04:00

Yes, the cosmic microwave background is great, but what about the earthly microwave foreground?

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Europa Missions
17 April 2026 at 04:00

Europa Missions

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17 April 2026 at 04:00

Before resurfacing, they promise to inspect the ice for any evidence of hockey-playing life.

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Day Counter
3 April 2026 at 04:00

Day Counter

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3 April 2026 at 04:00

It has been −2,147,483,648 days since our last integer overflow.

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Bottle
1 May 2026 at 04:00

Bottle

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1 May 2026 at 04:00

"I know it seems impossible, but the trick is that I sailed in here when I was very young."

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Soniferous Aether
27 April 2026 at 04:00

Soniferous Aether

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27 April 2026 at 04:00

Imagine you could ride alongside a sound wave. It would probably be pretty cool, right? We're putting in a departmental budget request to buy a really fast plane so we can check it out.

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Types of Board Game
20 April 2026 at 04:00

Types of Board Game

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20 April 2026 at 04:00

I can't believe Candles of Vienna caved to commercial pressure and added the Goku expansion.

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Rotational Gravity
16 March 2026 at 04:00

Rotational Gravity

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16 March 2026 at 04:00

I don't get it. The peak acceleration for passengers was WAY lower than in the giant-waterslide-loop-the-loop incident the other cruise line fired me for.

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Aperiodic Table
6 May 2026 at 04:00

Aperiodic Table

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6 May 2026 at 04:00

Scientists occasionally invent alternative periodic table layouts, which is usually a sign that they don't have enough enrichment in their enclosures.

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