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Received today — 1 May 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Bottle
1 May 2026 at 04:00

Bottle

1 May 2026 at 04:00

"I know it seems impossible, but the trick is that I sailed in here when I was very young."

Received — 29 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Simple Machines
29 April 2026 at 04:00

Simple Machines

29 April 2026 at 04:00

It's hard to decide which simple machine system to invest in. DeWalt makes a great lever and inclined plane, but I hear Milwaukee's wheel-and-axles are really good.

Received — 28 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Soniferous Aether
27 April 2026 at 04:00

Soniferous Aether

27 April 2026 at 04:00

Imagine you could ride alongside a sound wave. It would probably be pretty cool, right? We're putting in a departmental budget request to buy a really fast plane so we can check it out.

Received — 24 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Husband and Wife
24 April 2026 at 04:00

Husband and Wife

24 April 2026 at 04:00

Borat came out twenty years ago this year--closer to the breakup of the Soviet Union than to today--but it honestly feels like it's been even longer, somehow.

Received — 22 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Border Message
22 April 2026 at 04:00

Border Message

22 April 2026 at 04:00

Thanks to differences in logging regulations, the messages actually turned out to be visible from the air.

Received — 21 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Types of Board Game
20 April 2026 at 04:00

Types of Board Game

20 April 2026 at 04:00

I can't believe Candles of Vienna caved to commercial pressure and added the Goku expansion.

Received — 18 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Europa Missions
17 April 2026 at 04:00

Europa Missions

17 April 2026 at 04:00

Before resurfacing, they promise to inspect the ice for any evidence of hockey-playing life.

Received — 16 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Make It Myself
15 April 2026 at 04:00

Make It Myself

15 April 2026 at 04:00

It's not as big a loss as it looks, because now I have leftover supplies, which will help me talk myself into doing this all over again with a new project!

Received — 13 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Countdown Standard
13 April 2026 at 04:00

Countdown Standard

13 April 2026 at 04:00

Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.

Received — 10 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Lightning
10 April 2026 at 04:00

Lightning

10 April 2026 at 04:00

Maybe you should wear one too? I guess I'm taller than you, so as long as I have one we're fine.

Received — 8 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Overton
8 April 2026 at 04:00

Overton

8 April 2026 at 04:00

I think I accidentally installed an Overton window in my bedroom. A few months ago, the sun wasn't in my face in the morning, but now it is.

Received — 6 April 2026 ⏭ xkcd.com

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Grammar
6 April 2026 at 04:00

Grammar

6 April 2026 at 04:00

Communication is one of the most popular ways to transmit information, ahead of rivals such as