Lazare's microchip was linked to the French pedigree dog register, which traced his birth date back to Dec 4, 1995 — making him approximately 31 years and 150 days old.

The outbreak was reported aboard the MV Hondius cruise ship during its journey between Argentina and Cape Verde.

The cyborg canines are all fitted with hyper-realistic silicone heads modeled after Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Pablo Picasso, and other modern industry leaders.

Police estimated that the entire potluck would sell for £2.5 million, or around $3.4 million, on the streets.

“When my friend told me how much the Charizard cards might be worth, I got quite lightheaded. I almost had a panic attack, quite frankly," Andrew Braund said.

While Puebla bolted with his back to the bull, the bovine rushed at him again — and plowed the tip of its curved horn right into the matador's rectum.